My husband and I were sitting at Cafe Adobe one day, waiting for a table ... this is what transpired ... oh, and I was pregnant at the time.
Me : I keep noticing a busboy staring at me ... as in, he literally will not take his eyes off of me ... it's making me really uncomfortable. After about 10 minutes, he approaches our table.
Busboy : ( With a HUGE smile on his face ) " Uh ... did you used to work at Hooters ? "
Me : " Uh ... noooooooo. "
Busboy : NEVER taking his eyes off of me " Uh ... are you sure ? "
Me : " Yeah, I'm pretty sure about that. "
Busboy : Still staring at me, I can tell he wants to ask me if I'm really sure ... busboy then notices my 6 ' 5 " husband , who is not happy that his pregnant wife is being asked if she used to work at Hooters - Busboy wisely walks away